Can anyone think of some good alternative captions for this? I’m thinking “We can’t go on like this. I am going to lose 3st AND break the world pie-eating record”. It makes about as much sense.*
Neither of the major parties are covering themselves in glory right now, fiscal-policy wise. (I can’t keep agreeing with Fraser Nelson like this, surely . . .)
UPDATE: Someone has now done this much better over here.
* I think another ought to be: “Don’t worry. I’m the only Conservative face you’ll see for the next 6 months. We appreciate that the rest scare the *!*#@* out of you”.