Matthew Engel is very funny in the FT today:
The Conservative slogan is “Vote for Change. Vote Conservative”. There have been moronic slogans in the past, but this is the first ever to be oxymoronic.
He goes on:
The leader was the eighth speaker, an attempt to counteract the impression that the Tories are a one-man band. In practice, it merely drew attention to the shallowness of their talent pool. Lord knows who they will get to be junior ministers. Maybe that front-cover invitation is serious.